Visit the Dead of Bogota, Colombia

Nikolaus Maack
7 min readMar 15, 2023
Graves in the Central Cemetery of Bogota, Columbia

There are dead people in Bogota who want to help you with your problems. They’re in the cemetery. All you have to do is show up and ask them for help. All they want in return are flowers or candy. Maybe clean the statue on their grave. Maybe pour out a beer.

I learned about these helpful dead people while planning my vacation to Bogota, Colombia. When I visit a place, I like to go look at their…

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Nikolaus Maack

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