Corpse Television

A skull with dried roses in his eye sockets is my best friend and I love him.

“If pornography is made illegal, we will all become pornographers,” the presidential candidate said.

He was shot instantly. An assassin on a rooftop killed him using a pea shooter. The poor politician’s skull was thinner than an egg shell. Everyone knew it. So all it took to kill him was a pea, shot through a straw, with just a sharp breath of air.