Comic Strips to End Your Suffering

Life is extremely terrible. Everyone knows this. People who pretend not to know it are liars. Perhaps these five extremely sloppy and stupid comic strips will distract you from your inevitable death.

If you can figure out a way to be rich with zero effort, let me know. Thanks.

Don’t do anything and see what happens. Or pray until something happens. Same thing.

Achieve excellence by telling people how excellent you are while not actually accomplishing anything. It’s a great strategy.

No one actually paid me to write that last comic. I lied about the sponsorship. I’m not sorry. I’m just bragging about how I fooled you.

Who am I to tell you what to do? Go ahead and poop on a baby.

This concludes the barrage of comics to distract you from death. I hope you enjoyed them. And even if you didn’t, you read the whole thing, including these dumb words at the end. Why are you torturing yourself? What is wrong with you?