6 days ago10 Deaths You Should Experience Before You Read A BookTen books to read before you die? Shut up. If you’re like me, you’re a biological entity with a finite lifespan who lives in constant fear that your consciousness will be snuffed out by some random event beyond your control. Whether it’s a satellite falling out of the sky and…Humor4 min read
Feb 28, 2021Have you noticed everything is boring?Five easy tricks to make money while slowly dying inside. Are celebrities actually people or are they freakish nightmare distortions of the worst human qualities? Here’s a top ten list of the top “top ten lists" of top ten lists. …Rage3 min read
Jan 5, 20211950s Pulp Erotica Saved Me From Pandemic StressWhen I travel, I like to go to used bookstores. I end up lugging dozens of used books back home, to Canada. A few years ago, I was on a trip to Boston. In one respectable book shop, I found myself looking at a rotating display rack of erotic paperbacks…Books8 min read
Nov 24, 2020Zombie“What if our thoughts and our actions only sync up some of the time?” “I’m… sorry… what?” “I said, what if our thoughts and our actions sync up some of the time? What if the person doing the thinking can have absolutely nothing to do with the person performing the…Fiction8 min read
Nov 10, 2020Stress, Therapy, and Figuring Out Who You Are“It’s just stress,” the doctor said to me. And that was the end of the consultation. This was less than helpful. The words, “it’s just stress,” were said to me throughout my childhood and well into my twenties and thirties. …Stress8 min read
Oct 25, 2020Life is funny, death is hilarious: comicsPerhaps you need this in your life right now.Comics1 min readLife is funny, death is hilarious: comics----
Oct 17, 2020Nihilist Comics to Laugh at while CryingPlease enjoy the nihilistic idealism.Comics2 min readNihilist Comics to Laugh at while Crying----
Oct 9, 2020Monetize Your Despair: Stupid Comics for Lazy IdiotsSad? You can turn those feelings into cash! Make art that expresses your infinite misery and people will give you money. You could earn…Comics2 min read
Oct 7, 2020The Religious Question: Lazy Comics for Stupid IdiotsYou’re alive, more or less. Everything is awful. Our attention spans have been reduced to goldfish levels. Why not enjoy this pointless…Comics2 min read
Sep 12, 2020You and Me in HellThere are a lot of terrible television shows. They are very popular and make people rich. I would like to be rich. With that in mind, I…Comic Strip2 min read