Nikolaus MaackinRainbow SaladPrison Cooks Love CabbageMy former coworker, Louise, was in prison. She had been there about a year, when I arranged to visit her. We’d had some quarrels in the…·5 min read·May 8, 2023--2--2
Nikolaus MaackDon’t Throw Acid in a Baby’s Face (Without Asking me for Permission)It’s almost impossible to offend me, unless you’re ACTIVELY trying to do so by torturing a puppy or throwing acid into the face of a baby…·4 min read·Apr 11, 2023----
Nikolaus MaackSex ObjectsAbout 30 years ago, I was in university. Times were very different, back then. For example, it was possible to write a porn story and sell…·12 min read·Mar 19, 2023--2--2
Nikolaus MaackVisit the Dead of Bogota, ColombiaThere are dead people in Bogota who want to help you with your problems. They’re in the cemetery. All you have to do is show up and ask…·7 min read·Mar 15, 2023----
Nikolaus MaackCorpse Television“If pornography is made illegal, we will all become pornographers,” the presidential candidate said.·5 min read·Feb 13, 2023----
Nikolaus MaackOh No, I am the Woke!There are a lot of people freaking out about “woke” culture. I don’t get it.·6 min read·Dec 14, 2022----
Nikolaus MaackWhy am I not a frog?Science has not yet found a way to turn me into an immortal frog, so that I may live in a lake forever, in bliss. When will this day come…·5 min read·Aug 22, 2022--2--2
Nikolaus MaackComic Strips to End Your SufferingLife is extremely terrible. Everyone knows this. People who pretend not to know it are liars. Perhaps these five extremely sloppy and…·2 min read·Aug 22, 2022----
Nikolaus MaackMy Father Tears His Face OffI remember how surprised and frightened we all were, the first time my father tore off his own face. He did it because no one had done the…·13 min read·Aug 9, 2022----