10 Deaths You Should Experience Before You Read A Book
Ten books to read before you die? Shut up.
If you’re like me, you’re a biological entity with a finite lifespan who lives in constant fear that your consciousness will be snuffed out by some random event beyond your control. Whether it’s a satellite falling out of the sky and landing on you, or a faulty valve in your heart exploding, death is everywhere. Oh no! Is that death behind you? Don’t turn around! Death will claim you immediately! Just keep reading this article. That should keep you safe.