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Sex ObjectsAbout 30 years ago, I was in university. Times were very different, back then. For example, it was possible to write a porn story and sell…Mar 19, 20232Mar 19, 20232
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Corpse Television“If pornography is made illegal, we will all become pornographers,” the presidential candidate said.Feb 13, 2023Feb 13, 2023
Oh No, I am the Woke!There are a lot of people freaking out about “woke” culture. I don’t get it.Dec 14, 2022Dec 14, 2022
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My Father Tears His Face OffI remember how surprised and frightened we all were, the first time my father tore off his own face. He did it because no one had done the…Aug 9, 2022Aug 9, 2022
Turn Your Opinions into CashDo you have opinions? Of course you do. In this economy, that’s probably all you have. People no longer do things; they merely talk about…Jul 15, 2022Jul 15, 2022
10 Deaths You Should Experience Before You Read A BookTen books to read before you die? Shut up.Jun 27, 20221Jun 27, 20221
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1950s Pulp Erotica Saved Me From Pandemic StressWhen I travel, I like to go to used bookstores. I end up lugging dozens of used books back home, to Canada. A few years ago, I was on a…Jan 5, 20213Jan 5, 20213
Stress, Therapy, and Figuring Out Who You Are“It’s just stress,” the doctor said to me. And that was the end of the consultation. This was less than helpful.Nov 10, 20201Nov 10, 20201
Life is funny, death is hilarious: comicsPerhaps you need this in your life right now.Oct 25, 2020Oct 25, 2020
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