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Nikolaus Maack

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Prison Cooks Love Cabbage

My former coworker, Louise, was in prison. She had been there about a year, when I arranged to visit her. We’d had some quarrels in the…

May 8, 2023

Prison Cooks Love Cabbage

May 8, 2023

Don’t Throw Acid in a Baby’s Face (Without Asking me for Permission)

It’s almost impossible to offend me, unless you’re ACTIVELY trying to do so by torturing a puppy or throwing acid into the face of a baby…

Apr 11, 2023

Don’t Throw Acid in a Baby’s Face (Without Asking me for Permission)

Apr 11, 2023

Another Man’s Passport

Apr 4, 2023

Another Man’s Passport

Apr 4, 2023

Sex Objects

About 30 years ago, I was in university. Times were very different, back then. For example, it was possible to write a porn story and sell…

Mar 19, 2023

Sex Objects

Mar 19, 2023

Visit the Dead of Bogota, Colombia

There are dead people in Bogota who want to help you with your problems. They’re in the cemetery. All you have to do is show up and ask…

Mar 15, 2023

Visit the Dead of Bogota, Colombia

Mar 15, 2023

Corpse Television

“If pornography is made illegal, we will all become pornographers,” the presidential candidate said.

Feb 13, 2023

Corpse Television

Feb 13, 2023

Oh No, I am the Woke!

There are a lot of people freaking out about “woke” culture. I don’t get it.

Dec 14, 2022

Oh No, I am the Woke!

Dec 14, 2022

Why am I not a frog?

Science has not yet found a way to turn me into an immortal frog, so that I may live in a lake forever, in bliss. When will this day come…

Aug 22, 2022

Why am I not a frog?

Aug 22, 2022

Comic Strips to End Your Suffering

Life is extremely terrible. Everyone knows this. People who pretend not to know it are liars. Perhaps these five extremely sloppy and…

Aug 22, 2022

Comic Strips to End Your Suffering

Aug 22, 2022

My Father Tears His Face Off

I remember how surprised and frightened we all were, the first time my father tore off his own face. He did it because no one had done the…

Aug 9, 2022

A badly drawn head where the face has been torn off, leaving a red raw hole where a face used to be. It’s more of a bad cartoon than something horrifying.

Aug 9, 2022

Nikolaus Maack

Nikolaus Maack

I am a terrible person. I am on twitter as @lordjuiblex because he is the god of slime, sickness, and stupidity. Why don't you follow me? I am terrible.

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